You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I have post one night stand depression
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