come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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