And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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