i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
