I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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