If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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