We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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