I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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