It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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