I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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