You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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