And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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