Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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