People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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