Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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