if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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