On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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