how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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