do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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