Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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