oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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