Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
