Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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