I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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