is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He better not be in your backpack
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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