3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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