therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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