I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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