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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
