what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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