Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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