Your tits are I can't wait for
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
