Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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