She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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