gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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