so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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