Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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