This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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