and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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