We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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