Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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