dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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