Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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