But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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