What a fucking waste of an outfit
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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