I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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