U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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