How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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