I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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