READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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