Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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