pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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